Teacher – Tell me, what to do if you start bleeding from your nose?
Pappu – Sir, what can I do, if the blood is flowing on its own!

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Teacher – What will happen if the sun disappears from the earth?
Pappu – Sir, it will be dark.
Teacher – What else will happen?
Pappu – And then we all will need a heater to heat our tea!

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Wife – Listen, how much do you love me?
Husband – I use as much mobile battery after charging!
Wife – again?
Husband – As much as your shopping survives!

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Pappu – Doctor, I have a forgetting disease.
Doctor – How many days?
Pappu – Which day, Doctor Sir?

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Raju – Dude, my wife is very intelligent.
Sohan – How?
Raju – Whenever I am angry, she goes to shop.
Sohan – Then?
Raju – Then I have to hand over all the decisions of the house in his hands!

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Teacher – Tell me, what should a man do if he gets very angry?
Pappu – Sir, the housemates see me angry, then I run away.
Teacher – Where do you run away?
Pappu – near the fridge directly, so that cool!

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Wife – Listen sir, get me a jewel today.
Husband – What should I get?
Wife – what I like very much!
Husband – Oh! So you buy yourself, I don't like it!

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Pappu – Doctor, I am troubled by forgetting disease.
Doctor – Since when?
Pappu – Since when, Dr. Sir?
Doctor – Now why are you asking this question!

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Raju – man, my wife loves me very much.
Sohan – How is that?
Raju – Every time says, “A man like you meet very hard!”
Sohan – Then why are you not happy?
Raju – Because I know, “She is saying so that I can send me home work!”

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Teacher – Why didn't you do well in the exam?
Pappu – Sir, I have been looking for “Goodluck” since last year.
Teacher – What happened then?
Pappu – That too lost!

Funny jokes: What trouble do you have?